Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Man, like, I just wanna go home and make a sandwich."Shaggy Rogers
"Man, like, mysteries are way too complicated for us."Shaggy Rogers
"Like, running away is totally a valid strategy, you know?"Shaggy Rogers
"I'm just a simple dog trying to make it in Hollywood"Mr. Peanutbutter
"Nothing bad ever happens to me"Mr. Peanutbutter
"Whenever things get complicated, I just try to have fun with it."Todd Chavez
"I've never really understood what people are saying, but I go along with it."Todd Chavez
"Sometimes being an idiot is better than knowing too much."Todd Chavez
"Sometimes you just gotta have fun and not overthink it."Mr. Peanutbutter
"I'm in a glass case of emotion."BoJack Horseman
"What is this, some kind of beautiful metaphor for how fucked up I am?"BoJack Horseman
"Three adult men in a trench coat makes for good business decisions."Vincent Adultman
"I enjoy doing regular adult things like going to the stock market."Vincent Adultman
"Three men, one purpose: to do business."Vincent Adultman
"I'm not old, I'm classic."Leo
"A good laugh can cure almost anything."Leo
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."Bob Pinciotti
"You know what? I'm gonna have another beer."Bob Pinciotti
"Laughter is the best medicine."Bob Pinciotti
"A good sense of humor gets you through tough times."Bob Pinciotti
"My foot in your ass."Red Forman
"Dumbass."Red Forman
"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."Red Forman
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."Red Forman
"I tell you what."Red Forman
"Shut up, fool."Red Forman
"I'm gonna kick your ass."Red Forman
"Worthless."Red Forman
"You're an idiot."Red Forman
"I'm gonna go have a cigarette right now. You want one?"Kitty Forman
