Humor Quotes

"Go ahead, make my day. Wait, wrong show."

"Sometimes you gotta laugh at yourself."

"Life's too short to be serious all the time."

"Humor helps us get through the hardest times."

"Dexter, you're so annoying!"

"I'm telling Mom!"

"You're such a dork, Dexter."

"Why do you have to be so weird?"

"I'm bored."

"That's so gross!"

"You're such a loser."

"That's the most ridiculous thing ever."

"Let's laugh until our sides hurt!"

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!"

"My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!"

"Like, zoinks!"

"Like, man, that's a real drag!"

"Man, I'm like, totally starving!"

"Like, that's not funny, dude."

"Like, man, where's the food?"

"Like, that's totally bogus, man."

"Like, man, mystery solving is hungry work."

"That's like, totally uncool, man."

"Zoinks! Nothing's scarier than an empty stomach!"

"Like, man, that's a real drag."

"Raggy, raggy, raggy!"

"Rikes! That was close!"

"Ruh-roh! Let's skedaddle!"

"Like, man, that's a real bummer, dude."

"Like, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse, man."