Humor Quotes

"Oh my stars and garters!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Sometimes you just have to laugh at yourself."

"I am a regular adult man doing adult things like drinking alcohol and going to the stock market."

"Three adult men in a trench coat? That's just how I normally am."

"Hello fellow adult. I too enjoy the consumption of alcohol beverages."

"I'm going to go eat some hay. I can make it last as long as I want."

"I enjoy watching the television program that is made for adults."

"I have been doing adult things for many years now."

"I have perfected the art of looking like several adults together."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach him to drink more beer."

"I'm not saying I'm always right, but I'm not often wrong."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."

"Dumbass."

"Good God, woman!"

"I tell you what."

"My foot, your ass. Now that's gonna hurt."

"I'm gonna kick your ass."

"What the hell is wrong with you people?"

"You're killing me, Smalls."

"That's gonna leave a mark."

"Oh my God, I'm gonna faint!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Dumbass!"

"Oh honey, you're so stupid."

"Oh my stars!"

"I'm going to need more wine for this."

"The boy is an idiot, Red."