Humor Quotes

"Oh, for crying out loud!"

"These children will be the death of me."

"This is insanity! Pure insanity!"

"I need wine. I definitely need wine right now."

"Hello, I'm Fez"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"I'm gonna get you high today, because it's Friday"

"This IS a tasty burger!"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

"Royale with Cheese"

"You dig?"

"I'm not a dumb blonde, I just play one on TV"

"Ew, get away from me, you're like, totally gross"

"Oh my God, my nails!"

"Like, whatever"

"You're being such a dork right now"

"You are such a geek"

"Ugh, that's disgusting"

"You're being totally immature right now"

"That is like, so not cool"

"You guys are being so lame right now"

"You're like, totally ruining my day"

"This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me"

"That is so embarrassing"

"You're being such a loser right now"

"That's like, so not what I needed today"

"That is so not happening"

"I'm not gonna say I told you so, but... I told you so."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."