Humor Quotes

"That's insane."

"I'm way cooler than all of you."

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

"You're all pathetic."

"I said good day!"

"Burn!"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Alright, alright, alright."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

"I'll have what she's having."

"Why so serious?"

"That's so cool, I'm like, totally jealous of myself right now."

"Ew, that's like, so not happening."

"I'm way too pretty to have real problems."

"I don't know what you're talking about, but whatever you did, it wasn't me."

"That's so not cool. Like, at all."

"That dress makes you look like, so fat."

"I would rather be dead than be seen with you."

"That's so lame."

"You're such an idiot."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"Stop being so annoying."

"This is so stupid."

"I'm not a nerd, I'm just selective about my stupidity"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"

"Burn!"

"Dumbass"

"Nice moves, buttmunch"

"You're killing me, man"