Humor Quotes

"Your mom would like that"

"That's what she said"

"You're such a girl"

"Life's a joke, might as well laugh"

"You're pathetic, man"

"You're boring me to death"

"You're a loser"

"Okay, so I'm stupid."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"

"I'm the foot fucking master."

"That's my name, don't wear it out."

"My foot, in your ass."

"I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm gonna go watch TV."

"I'm too cool for this conversation."

"What's the deal with that?"

"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."

"I swear I'm not that stupid."

"I'm not the brightest bulb in the box."

"That's the lamest thing I've ever heard."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I'm a sexy beast."

"My brain is on fire."

"Burn!"

"I said good day!"

"Dumbass!"

"I'm gonna go get some candy."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?"

"Jackass!"