Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"That's so cool, man."Kelso
"I'm gonna score tonight."Kelso
"I'm the man. I'm so pretty."Kelso
"Nice legs."Kelso
"You're weird, man."Kelso
"I don't get it."Kelso
"Whatever, man."Kelso
"I'm the coolest guy ever."Kelso
"I'm gonna go check on my car."Kelso
"That's hot."Kelso
"I got nothing to say to that."Kelso
"You're killing me, man."Kelso
"That's the funniest thing I've ever heard."Kelso
"That's so stupid."Kelso
"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."Kelso
"Humor helps us get through difficult times."Dean Pelton
"I'm not a rapper!"Troy Barnes
"I'm going to have a heart attack and die."Troy Barnes
"Pop, pop!"Troy Barnes
"This is the darkest timeline."Troy Barnes
"Why are you the way you are?"Troy Barnes
"I'm not a human being, I'm a Duane 'The Rock' Johnson."Senor Chang
"You're going to have to speak up, I'm wearing a sweater."Senor Chang
"Pop pop!"Senor Chang
"I'm in a wheelchair."Senor Chang
"I'm not a psycho. I'm a control freak."Annie Edison
"I'm not stupid, I'm just not paying attention."Kelso
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."Kelso
"I'm gonna go get some candy."Kelso
"My brain is on fire!"Kelso
