Humor Quotes

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."

"Life's a joke. Might as well laugh."

"I've perfected the art of saying nothing meaningfully."

"Sometimes you just need to laugh it off."

"I don't have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else."

"People are stupid. I'm not saying I'm not people."

"My name is Daria. I'm dead inside."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."

"The world is full of idiots, and I'm just one of the few who admits it."

"I don't do optimism. It clashes with my wardrobe."

"Timmy!"

"I'm not a moody teenager. I'm a moody adult."

"The only thing standing between me and a nervous breakdown is my sense of humor."

"I don't think I'm questioning your judgment. I think I'm silently mocking it."

"I find that my life is getting more and more like a badly written sitcom."

"The world is full of stupid people doing stupid things."

"Everyone is terrible in their own special way."

"If I seemed depressed before, I'm sorry. I was just being myself."

"Most people are like a bad TV show—predictable and ultimately forgettable."

"Optimism is just denial with better marketing."

"Why do people insist on being so... people-like?"

"If you're waiting for me to care, you're going to be disappointed."

"Aw, hamburgers!"

"That's a real piece of crap"

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"

"Mmph mmph mrmph!"

"I'm not fat, I'm just big boned"

"Dude, we're in third grade"

"You're all idiots"

"Dude, this is so messed up!"