Humor Quotes

"Tartar sauce!"

"Enjoy your pathetic little lives."

"Everything is terrible."

"I hate Mondays."

"I'm surrounded by idiots."

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"I'm not just a pretty face. I've also got a pretty body."

"My leg!"

"You're a wizard, Harry."

"What's the name of the restaurant again?"

"I'm stupid, what's your excuse?"

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"Nobody likes you when you're 23."

"Tartar sauce!"

"Is this the Krusty Krab?"

"I'm not wearing any clothes."

"Being bad feels good."

"I'm with stupid."

"Why do we even need a brain?"

"I'm a goofy goober, yeah!"

"Oh, you're a funny guy. Funny how?"

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died."

"Tartar sauce!"

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

"This is the worst day of my life."

"Laughter is the best medicine"

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"I'm not just a pretty face, I'm also a pretty body."

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"