Humor Quotes

"Let me guess, you think you're a hero?"

"You know, it's not every day I get to witness such unbridled enthusiasm."

"Pain and panic - you two are starting to get on my nerves."

"You know what? I'm convinced - you're absolutely bonkers!"

"You know, it's not every day you see a satyr lose his cool. I'm impressed."

"So, you're the famous Hercules. Wow, you really are a zero."

"There's something kind of funny about the whole thing."

"You are not fast."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Humor is the light that breaks through heavy darkness."

"I use antlers in all of my decorating."

"I'm especially good at expectorating."

"I don't blame her. After all, who wouldn't want to marry the most handsome man in town?"

"No one schemes like Gaston, takes the reins like Gaston, no one remains as massively vain as Gaston!"

"My muscles and charm are irresistible."

"Humor lightens even the heaviest hearts."

"I'm especially good at expectorating!"

"Ten points for Gaston!"

"I'm not a big fan of jokes"

"Your pathetic attempts amuse me."

"There's a snake in my boot!"

"We're not lost. We're just taking the scenic route."

"I'm not a big fan of frozen dumplings. I prefer them hot and fresh."

"Sometimes you just gotta laugh it off."

"There's a snake in my boot!"

"This is the perfect time to panic."

"I'm a tractor tippin' fool!"

"Dadgum!"

"Well, I'll be!"

"Life's better when you're laughing."