Humor Quotes

"In the darkest times, we must find reasons to smile."

"Funny how?"

"I'm funny how, like I'm a clown, I amuse you?"

"You're a funny guy."

"Humor is my favorite way to deal with difficult situations."

"Laughter is the best response to life's absurdities."

"Humor is the weapon of the intelligent against despair."

"I have found that humor masks desperation."

"I am the god of mischief. Expect nothing less."

"Humor helps you get through the dark times."

"Humor keeps you sane in this business."

"I find humor in everything, even tragedy."

"There's plenty of rope back in camp - why don't you go hang yourself with it?"

"Humor is the best medicine for a wounded soul."

"Funny how? Like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"

"Humor is the tool of the inferior mind."

"Funny how?"

"You're a funny guy. A very funny guy."

"Finding humor keeps you alive."

"Never lose your sense of humor about yourself."

"Sentiment, how delightfully quaint."

"Your pitiful realm is nothing to me."

"I laugh in the face of death; it cannot touch me."

"I find humor in the suffering of lesser beings."

"Better call Saul."

"A man's word is his bond. Unless it isn't."

"The best lies contain a kernel of truth."

"I'll do the right thing when the right thing doesn't cost me anything."

"Sometimes you have to fake it till you make it."

"You know, I still don't know how to dance."