Humor Quotes

"This is a show about nothing."

"The marble rye!"

"Humor, when used appropriately, can heal and connect us."

"I'm bleeding, making me the victor."

"My teeth are getting smaller."

"I got an A minus! Well, actually a D."

"Humor is the best medicine, second only to actual medicine."

"Humor is the only honest art form left."

"Humor helps us survive the hard times."

"I've found that laughter is the best defense against despair."

"I find humor in the darkest of situations."

"Humor in darkness is the mark of unbreakable spirit."

"Laughter is the best remedy for a wounded spirit."

"I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

"If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?"

"Laughter at myself beats crying."

"Betrayal is a dish best served with a smile."

"Your attempts to understand me are futile and amusing."

"I see no humor in existence—only conquest."

"Humor helps us endure the most difficult times."

"Humor helps us get through the darkest times."

"Humor gets us through the darkest times."

"A good bluff requires confidence and a steady hand."

"Humor is often the best defense against despair."

"Humor finds us even in the darkest times."

"Even darkness has moments of unexpected humor."

"Ay caramba! Wait, that's not my line."

"Every day is a new opportunity to be disappointed."

"Humor is a coping mechanism. I cope a lot."

"A little humor can lighten even the darkest moments."