Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Humor helps us cope."Maggie Greene
"Humor helps us survive the unbearable."Carol Peletier
"I've learned to laugh even in darkness."Carol Peletier
"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."Glenn Rhee
"The world exists for my amusement."Joffrey Baratheon
"Humor helps us remember we're still human."Michonne
"Humor in darkness. That's the mark of someone still alive inside."Michonne
"To understand the game, you must first learn to laugh at it."Littlefinger
"Humor keeps a man sane when everything is mad."The Hound
"I've been told I have excellent hands."Jaime Lannister
"I was never very good at thinking."Jaime Lannister
"I've discovered that humor is survival sometimes."Glenn Rhee
"Humor is the most elegant defense."Margaery Tyrell
"I find the world often more amusing than tragic."Margaery Tyrell
"A laugh can disarm a man faster than a blade."Littlefinger
"I just want some breakfast, man."Walter White Jr.
"Can you just be normal for once?"Walter White Jr.
"That's what I do. I drink and I know things."Jaime Lannister
"Humor keeps a man sane when nothing else can."The Hound
"Even in the bleakest moments, we can find humor to sustain us."Brienne of Tarth
"Even the darkest day can have a moment of humor."Brienne of Tarth
"Humor is the best medicine for a troubled soul."Margaery Tyrell
"Humor reveals the truth we dare not speak aloud."Margaery Tyrell
"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."Elizabeth Bennet
"You have delighted us long enough."Elizabeth Bennet
"I am perfectly convinced by it that Mr. Darcy has no defect."Elizabeth Bennet
"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."Elizabeth Bennet
"My dear, you could not possibly be expected to pay a compliment today."Elizabeth Bennet
"Do you talk by rule then, while he speaks by chance?"Elizabeth Bennet
"You are always giving me improper directions."Elizabeth Bennet