Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor helps us cope."
Maggie Greene
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"Humor helps us survive the unbearable."
Carol Peletier
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"I've learned to laugh even in darkness."
Carol Peletier
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"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."
Glenn Rhee
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"The world exists for my amusement."
Joffrey Baratheon
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"Humor helps us remember we're still human."
Michonne
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"Humor in darkness. That's the mark of someone still alive inside."
Michonne
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"To understand the game, you must first learn to laugh at it."
Littlefinger
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"Humor keeps a man sane when everything is mad."
The Hound
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"I've been told I have excellent hands."
Jaime Lannister
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"I was never very good at thinking."
Jaime Lannister
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"I've discovered that humor is survival sometimes."
Glenn Rhee
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"Humor is the most elegant defense."
Margaery Tyrell
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"I find the world often more amusing than tragic."
Margaery Tyrell
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"A laugh can disarm a man faster than a blade."
Littlefinger
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"I just want some breakfast, man."
Walter White Jr.
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"Can you just be normal for once?"
Walter White Jr.
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"That's what I do. I drink and I know things."
Jaime Lannister
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"Humor keeps a man sane when nothing else can."
The Hound
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"Even in the bleakest moments, we can find humor to sustain us."
Brienne of Tarth
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"Even the darkest day can have a moment of humor."
Brienne of Tarth
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"Humor is the best medicine for a troubled soul."
Margaery Tyrell
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"Humor reveals the truth we dare not speak aloud."
Margaery Tyrell
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"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."
Elizabeth Bennet
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"You have delighted us long enough."
Elizabeth Bennet
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"I am perfectly convinced by it that Mr. Darcy has no defect."
Elizabeth Bennet
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"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."
Elizabeth Bennet
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"My dear, you could not possibly be expected to pay a compliment today."
Elizabeth Bennet
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"Do you talk by rule then, while he speaks by chance?"
Elizabeth Bennet
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"You are always giving me improper directions."
Elizabeth Bennet