Humor Quotes

"What did you expect, gratitude?"

"You make me laugh against my will."

"Humor can disarm even the most dangerous foe."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"A man who doesn't drink has lost his way."

"Laughter is the only defense against the dark."

"That's cool, Dad."

"Humor helps us cope."

"I find humor in the darkness because the alternative is despair."

"You have delighted us long enough."

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."

"I am a cruel creature, aren't I?"

"I dearly love a laugh."

"Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance of those who have a great deal."

"There is a pleasure all women feel in conquering a little impudence."

"Humor is the mask cowards wear."

"Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park."

"A good laugh can make everything seem a little better."

"The only thing better than great sex is multiple orgasms."

"I dearly love a laugh."

"One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty."

"Life is too complicated to take seriously all the time."

"I'm not crying. I'm just leaking."

"Everything hurts and I'm dying."

"I don't believe in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party. I just believe in parties."

"Love? That's for people who haven't met me yet."

"I'm not looking for love. I'm looking for great hair."

"Great sex is like a good business deal."

"The fact is, sometimes it's hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special shoes."

"Maybe the best things in life do come in small packages. Or maybe the packaging is just better."