Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously"Pietro Maximoff
"You didn't see that coming?"Quicksilver (Age of Ultron)
"Humor keeps us human when the world tries to make us machines."Quicksilver (Age of Ultron)
"Humor is survival in dark times."Bruce Banner (Age of Ultron)
"I'm always picking up after you boys."Black Widow (Age of Ultron)
"I've died before. I didn't like it."Black Widow (Age of Ultron)
"What could possibly go wrong?"Avengers Tony Stark
"You know what's funny? None of this matters if we're all dead."Avengers Tony Stark
"This is insane."Avengers Tony Stark
"I've made worse decisions sober."Avengers Tony Stark
"I don't do well with plans."Avengers Tony Stark
"You didn't see that coming?"Pietro Maximoff
"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."Pietro Maximoff
"Humor is the most honest response to tragedy."Ebony Blade
"Laughter is the cruelest sound in a world of suffering."Ebony Blade
"You know, I'm beginning to understand why Stark enjoys this so much."Thor (Age of Ultron)
"Even in the darkest times, laughter can be found."Thor (Age of Ultron)
"Even in the darkest battles, humor can lift the spirit."Thor (Age of Ultron)
"There's humor in even the most serious moments."Dane Whitman
"You didn't see that coming?"Pietro Maximoff
"I have nothing but charisma and dead parrots."Avengers Tony Stark
"I'm running out of places to put new equipment."Avengers Tony Stark
"I can do this all day, but I'm choosing not to."Avengers Tony Stark
"I'm Tony Stark. The laws of physics are more like guidelines."Avengers Tony Stark
"I'm not a typical genius. I'm the Tony kind."Avengers Tony Stark
"The best part about being a genius? Proving people wrong."Avengers Tony Stark
"The joke's on them. I'm always thinking."Avengers Tony Stark
"Even humor has its place in times of darkness."Dane Whitman
"Humor is a reminder not to take everything so seriously."Dane Whitman
"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."Black Knight