Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously"
Pietro Maximoff
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"You didn't see that coming?"
Quicksilver (Age of Ultron)
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"Humor keeps us human when the world tries to make us machines."
Quicksilver (Age of Ultron)
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"Humor is survival in dark times."
Bruce Banner (Age of Ultron)
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"I'm always picking up after you boys."
Black Widow (Age of Ultron)
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"I've died before. I didn't like it."
Black Widow (Age of Ultron)
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"What could possibly go wrong?"
Avengers Tony Stark
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"You know what's funny? None of this matters if we're all dead."
Avengers Tony Stark
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"This is insane."
Avengers Tony Stark
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"I've made worse decisions sober."
Avengers Tony Stark
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"I don't do well with plans."
Avengers Tony Stark
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"You didn't see that coming?"
Pietro Maximoff
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"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."
Pietro Maximoff
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"Humor is the most honest response to tragedy."
Ebony Blade
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"Laughter is the cruelest sound in a world of suffering."
Ebony Blade
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"You know, I'm beginning to understand why Stark enjoys this so much."
Thor (Age of Ultron)
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"Even in the darkest times, laughter can be found."
Thor (Age of Ultron)
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"Even in the darkest battles, humor can lift the spirit."
Thor (Age of Ultron)
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"There's humor in even the most serious moments."
Dane Whitman
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"You didn't see that coming?"
Pietro Maximoff
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"I have nothing but charisma and dead parrots."
Avengers Tony Stark
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"I'm running out of places to put new equipment."
Avengers Tony Stark
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"I can do this all day, but I'm choosing not to."
Avengers Tony Stark
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"I'm Tony Stark. The laws of physics are more like guidelines."
Avengers Tony Stark
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"I'm not a typical genius. I'm the Tony kind."
Avengers Tony Stark
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"The best part about being a genius? Proving people wrong."
Avengers Tony Stark
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"The joke's on them. I'm always thinking."
Avengers Tony Stark
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"Even humor has its place in times of darkness."
Dane Whitman
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"Humor is a reminder not to take everything so seriously."
Dane Whitman
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"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."
Black Knight