Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"You're only a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man away from trouble."
Tony Stark (Civil War)
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"You know what I love about your plan? Nothing."
Tony Stark (Civil War)
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"I'm not a super soldier, I'm just a guy with a bow and a lot of opinions."
Clint Barton (Civil War)
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"Humor keeps you sane when everything's insane."
Clint Barton (Civil War)
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"I've learned that humor is sometimes the only weapon we have."
Steve Rogers (Civil War)
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"Humor helps us cope with the unbearable."
Steve Rogers (Civil War)
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"I have another story about a man in a hat."
Vision (Civil War)
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"Humor masks deeper truths."
Thaddeus Ross
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"Humor is how we survive the darkness."
James Rhodes
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"Humor is medicine for the soul."
James Rhodes
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"Suddenly you're a novelist? I didn't know that."
Tony Stark (Civil War)
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"Funny, he's funny for a guy made of metal."
Tony Stark (Civil War)
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"Sometimes I don't know what to do with hands when I'm talking."
Tony Stark (Civil War)
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"Drop the 'The', by the way. It's not essential."
Tony Stark (Civil War)
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"You want to know what I think? I think you're all crazy."
Clint Barton (Civil War)
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"Humor is humanity's antidote to despair. I respect this greatly."
Vision (Civil War)
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"That's cute."
Tony Stark (Civil War)
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"I've learned that humor can heal even the deepest wounds."
James Rhodes
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"Humor is the best medicine for a heavy heart."
James Rhodes
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"Keep your sense of humor, or the darkness will consume you."
Clint Barton (Civil War)
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"Humor is how you survive when things get too heavy."
Clint Barton (Civil War)
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"Humor keeps us human in difficult times."
Maria Hill
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"I admire people who can laugh in difficult times."
Natasha Romanoff (Civil War)
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"Humor is sometimes the only way to survive."
Natasha Romanoff (Civil War)
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"Humor helps us cope with the darkness. Don't lose it."
Steve Rogers (Civil War)
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"I've found that humor helps in dark times."
Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)
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"Humor helps us survive."
Captain America (Age of Ultron)
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"The world's made of crazy. You just have to laugh."
Tony Stark (Civil War)
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"Humor keeps us human when the world tries to break us."
Nick Fury (Age of Ultron)
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"Don't underestimate humor in dark times."
Nick Fury (Age of Ultron)