Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"You're only a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man away from trouble."Tony Stark (Civil War)
"You know what I love about your plan? Nothing."Tony Stark (Civil War)
"I'm not a super soldier, I'm just a guy with a bow and a lot of opinions."Clint Barton (Civil War)
"Humor keeps you sane when everything's insane."Clint Barton (Civil War)
"I've learned that humor is sometimes the only weapon we have."Steve Rogers (Civil War)
"Humor helps us cope with the unbearable."Steve Rogers (Civil War)
"I have another story about a man in a hat."Vision (Civil War)
"Humor masks deeper truths."Thaddeus Ross
"Humor is how we survive the darkness."James Rhodes
"Humor is medicine for the soul."James Rhodes
"Suddenly you're a novelist? I didn't know that."Tony Stark (Civil War)
"Funny, he's funny for a guy made of metal."Tony Stark (Civil War)
"Sometimes I don't know what to do with hands when I'm talking."Tony Stark (Civil War)
"Drop the 'The', by the way. It's not essential."Tony Stark (Civil War)
"You want to know what I think? I think you're all crazy."Clint Barton (Civil War)
"Humor is humanity's antidote to despair. I respect this greatly."Vision (Civil War)
"That's cute."Tony Stark (Civil War)
"I've learned that humor can heal even the deepest wounds."James Rhodes
"Humor is the best medicine for a heavy heart."James Rhodes
"Keep your sense of humor, or the darkness will consume you."Clint Barton (Civil War)
"Humor is how you survive when things get too heavy."Clint Barton (Civil War)
"Humor keeps us human in difficult times."Maria Hill
"I admire people who can laugh in difficult times."Natasha Romanoff (Civil War)
"Humor is sometimes the only way to survive."Natasha Romanoff (Civil War)
"Humor helps us cope with the darkness. Don't lose it."Steve Rogers (Civil War)
"I've found that humor helps in dark times."Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)
"Humor helps us survive."Captain America (Age of Ultron)
"The world's made of crazy. You just have to laugh."Tony Stark (Civil War)
"Humor keeps us human when the world tries to break us."Nick Fury (Age of Ultron)
"Don't underestimate humor in dark times."Nick Fury (Age of Ultron)