Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

J
"Next time, baby."
James Rhodes
M
"Humor can be a weapon or a shield."
Maria Hill
V
"I am learning to laugh. I find this profoundly moving."
Vision (Age of Ultron)
H
"Humor gets us through the impossible days."
Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)
H
"Humor is how survivors stay sane."
Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)
S
"There's often humor in the face of darkness—it's how we survive."
Steve Rogers (Civil War)
S
"There's a time for humor and a time for seriousness—knowing the difference is wisdom."
Steve Rogers (Civil War)
T
"I have found that laughter can be as powerful as thunder."
Thor (Age of Ultron)
J
"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."
James Rhodes
J
"Humor is a weapon against despair."
James Rhodes
M
"Humor is a coping mechanism for people in our line of work."
Maria Hill
V
"I do not understand humor, but I recognize its importance to humans."
Vision (Age of Ultron)
Q
"You didn't see that coming?"
Quicksilver (Age of Ultron)
Q
"I move so fast I sometimes catch myself."
Quicksilver (Age of Ultron)
Q
"Humor keeps you human when you're super."
Quicksilver (Age of Ultron)
B
"Humor is sometimes the only defense against darkness."
Bruce Banner (Age of Ultron)
H
"The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense."
Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)
H
"You know what? Nobody move. I dropped the last bullet."
Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)
H
"I've learned not to take life too seriously. A little humor goes a long way."
Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)
B
"I've got jokes. Dark ones. But they help me remember I'm human."
Black Widow (Age of Ultron)
B
"The humor is dark because the truth is darker."
Black Widow (Age of Ultron)
C
"True humor comes from hope, not despair."
Captain America (Age of Ultron)
P
"You didn't see that coming?"
Pietro Maximoff
P
"The world moves slowly, except for me."
Pietro Maximoff
N
"A joke without timing is just noise."
Nick Fury (Age of Ultron)
T
"Laughter is the greatest magic—it transcends all languages and worlds."
Thor (Age of Ultron)
Q
"You didn't see that coming?"
Quicksilver (Age of Ultron)
B
"I don't do optimism."
Black Widow (Age of Ultron)
H
"Humor keeps us human when everything else tries to strip that away."
Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)
H
"Humor is the best defense against darkness."
Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)