Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Next time, baby."James Rhodes
"Humor can be a weapon or a shield."Maria Hill
"I am learning to laugh. I find this profoundly moving."Vision (Age of Ultron)
"Humor gets us through the impossible days."Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)
"Humor is how survivors stay sane."Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)
"There's often humor in the face of darkness—it's how we survive."Steve Rogers (Civil War)
"There's a time for humor and a time for seriousness—knowing the difference is wisdom."Steve Rogers (Civil War)
"I have found that laughter can be as powerful as thunder."Thor (Age of Ultron)
"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."James Rhodes
"Humor is a weapon against despair."James Rhodes
"Humor is a coping mechanism for people in our line of work."Maria Hill
"I do not understand humor, but I recognize its importance to humans."Vision (Age of Ultron)
"You didn't see that coming?"Quicksilver (Age of Ultron)
"I move so fast I sometimes catch myself."Quicksilver (Age of Ultron)
"Humor keeps you human when you're super."Quicksilver (Age of Ultron)
"Humor is sometimes the only defense against darkness."Bruce Banner (Age of Ultron)
"The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense."Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)
"You know what? Nobody move. I dropped the last bullet."Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)
"I've learned not to take life too seriously. A little humor goes a long way."Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)
"I've got jokes. Dark ones. But they help me remember I'm human."Black Widow (Age of Ultron)
"The humor is dark because the truth is darker."Black Widow (Age of Ultron)
"True humor comes from hope, not despair."Captain America (Age of Ultron)
"You didn't see that coming?"Pietro Maximoff
"The world moves slowly, except for me."Pietro Maximoff
"A joke without timing is just noise."Nick Fury (Age of Ultron)
"Laughter is the greatest magic—it transcends all languages and worlds."Thor (Age of Ultron)
"You didn't see that coming?"Quicksilver (Age of Ultron)
"I don't do optimism."Black Widow (Age of Ultron)
"Humor keeps us human when everything else tries to strip that away."Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)
"Humor is the best defense against darkness."Hawkeye (Age of Ultron)