Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"A good sense of humor is the only thing that gets you through the apocalypse."
Taika Waititi
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"Every problem is solvable if you're willing to avoid it long enough."
Taika Waititi
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"Humor is the best defense against a meaningless universe."
Taika Waititi
A
"Humor is the best way to handle life's tough moments."
Axl
A
"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."
Axl
A
"Life's too serious - find the humor in everything."
Axl
E
"Your humor masks the terror of your existence."
Ego the Living Planet
E
"Humor lightens the burden of your fragility."
Ego the Living Planet
E
"Your humor masks terror. I have no need to mask anything."
Eternals Arishem
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"Humor gets us through the darkest times."
Jane Foster (Love and Thunder)
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"Hulk find humor in crushing opponents. Very funny."
Hulk King
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"Puny god."
Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
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"You know what Hulk think? Hulk think you look like leaf."
Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
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"Humor help in dark time."
Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
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"Humor is the salve that heals the deepest wounds."
Sif
S
"Humor is the defiance of darkness through laughter."
Sif
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"Laughter in dark times is the mark of a free spirit."
Mighty Thor
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"Laughter is the light that dispels the darkness."
Mighty Thor
M
"Humor is the balm that heals even the deepest wounds."
Mighty Thor
M
"Humor helps us endure what would otherwise break us."
Miek
M
"Humor is how we laugh at those who would crush us."
Miek
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"Hey, man. I'm Korg. I'm made of rocks. It's not that unique."
Korg
K
"I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets. Only had two, and one of them I glued to my butt."
Korg
K
"It's like watching a bunch of ants trying to carry a large crumb."
Korg
K
"Hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it?"
Korg
K
"Laughter is the best medicine, trust me on that."
Korg
J
"Laughter is medicine for the weary."
Jane Foster (Love and Thunder)
J
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
Jane Foster (Love and Thunder)
E
"Humor, I have found, is essential even in eternal existence."
Ego the Living Planet
E
"Humor allows us to transcend pain we cannot escape."
Ego the Living Planet