Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Miek not understand humor. Only understand victory."
Miek
V
"I'm not a people person."
Valkyrie
V
"You know what's funny? Everything. If you laugh at it."
Valkyrie
K
"I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets."
Korg
K
"Laughter is the best medicine."
Korg
H
"Humor is beneath a king of my stature."
Hulk King
T
"Humor is the best tool for keeping people off-balance."
The Grandmaster
S
"Your resistance teaches me nothing. But it does entertain."
Surtur
E
"I find humor in the cosmic ironies mortals cannot perceive."
Ego the Living Planet
S
"Humor is how I survive the unbearable."
Scrapper 142
H
"You know what funny? Hulk finally understand joke."
Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
H
"Humor help Hulk understand other. Is good tool."
Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
V
"Humor keeps you sane when everything else is insane."
Valkyrie
V
"Humor is how I cope with the unbearable."
Valkyrie
M
"Stabbing! Yes, stabbing is good. Stabbing solves many problems."
Miek
T
"Why so serious? The universe is a cosmic joke."
The Grandmaster
T
"The universe has a sense of humor, as do I."
The Grandmaster
T
"I've learned that laughter is the best medicine."
The Grandmaster
K
"Hey man, I'm Korg. I'm made of rocks, but don't let that intimidate you."
Korg
K
"I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets."
Korg
K
"I'm not a large person. I'm actually a small person. I'm a Kronan."
Korg
K
"You want to know the secret to happiness? Lower your expectations."
Korg
K
"I learned that laughter is medicine for the soul."
Korg
L
"Even warriors need to laugh to stay human."
Lady Sif
S
"Humor is how you survive impossible situations."
Scrapper 142
S
"I've learned to find humor in darkness."
Scrapper 142
S
"Humor is defiance wrapped in a smile."
Scrapper 142
F
"Humor is the bridge between strangers and the glue of true friendship."
Fandral
F
"Laughter is the sound of a soul that remembers how to be alive."
Fandral
H
"Humor is the refuge of the intellectually bankrupt."
Hela