Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Miek not understand humor. Only understand victory."Miek
"I'm not a people person."Valkyrie
"You know what's funny? Everything. If you laugh at it."Valkyrie
"I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets."Korg
"Laughter is the best medicine."Korg
"Humor is beneath a king of my stature."Hulk King
"Humor is the best tool for keeping people off-balance."The Grandmaster
"Your resistance teaches me nothing. But it does entertain."Surtur
"I find humor in the cosmic ironies mortals cannot perceive."Ego the Living Planet
"Humor is how I survive the unbearable."Scrapper 142
"You know what funny? Hulk finally understand joke."Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
"Humor help Hulk understand other. Is good tool."Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
"Humor keeps you sane when everything else is insane."Valkyrie
"Humor is how I cope with the unbearable."Valkyrie
"Stabbing! Yes, stabbing is good. Stabbing solves many problems."Miek
"Why so serious? The universe is a cosmic joke."The Grandmaster
"The universe has a sense of humor, as do I."The Grandmaster
"I've learned that laughter is the best medicine."The Grandmaster
"Hey man, I'm Korg. I'm made of rocks, but don't let that intimidate you."Korg
"I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets."Korg
"I'm not a large person. I'm actually a small person. I'm a Kronan."Korg
"You want to know the secret to happiness? Lower your expectations."Korg
"I learned that laughter is medicine for the soul."Korg
"Even warriors need to laugh to stay human."Lady Sif
"Humor is how you survive impossible situations."Scrapper 142
"I've learned to find humor in darkness."Scrapper 142
"Humor is defiance wrapped in a smile."Scrapper 142
"Humor is the bridge between strangers and the glue of true friendship."Fandral
"Laughter is the sound of a soul that remembers how to be alive."Fandral
"Humor is the refuge of the intellectually bankrupt."Hela