Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Do not underestimate the power of a smile and a drink."Hulk King
"Humor eases the burden of existence."Hulk King
"Humor keeps you sane when the world is falling apart around you."Scrapper 142
"Humor is a weapon. Use it wisely."Scrapper 142
"Puny god."Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
"Puny human think he control Hulk. Not funny."Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
"Puny human worry too much. Hulk just smash solution."Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
"Laughter shared is a victory harder won than battles."Sif
"Humor is the respite between storms."Sif
"I'm not a people person."Valkyrie
"A good drink helps forget the past."Valkyrie
"I've learned to laugh at the darkness."Valkyrie
"Laughter echoes louder than the roar of any beast."Miek
"Humor is the balm that soothes the deepest wounds."Miek
"Humor is the cry of those who cannot change anything."Gorr
"Hey man, I'm Korg. I'm made of rocks. It's not the worst thing."Korg
"I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets."Korg
"Humor helps you survive the worst times."Korg
"I laugh at your attempts to change your fate."Surtur
"Humor is how the universe laughs at its own complexity."Ego the Living Planet
"Even I find humor in the cosmic irony of existence."Ego the Living Planet
"Humor is the weapon of those too strong to be broken."Hulk King
"A good laugh can heal what weapons cannot."Hulk King
"I'm not a loser. I'm just in a really unfavorable situation."Scrapper 142
"Every scar tells a story. Some are just stupider than others."Scrapper 142
"I've made a lot of mistakes. The key is making new ones."Scrapper 142
"Humor is how you survive what's not supposed to be funny."Scrapper 142
"Laughter has no place in my domain."Hela
"Hulk not understand fancy words. Hulk understand smashing."Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
"Humor help survive dark time. Hulk use humor."Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)