Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Do not underestimate the power of a smile and a drink."
Hulk King
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"Humor eases the burden of existence."
Hulk King
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"Humor keeps you sane when the world is falling apart around you."
Scrapper 142
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"Humor is a weapon. Use it wisely."
Scrapper 142
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"Puny god."
Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
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"Puny human think he control Hulk. Not funny."
Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
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"Puny human worry too much. Hulk just smash solution."
Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
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"Laughter shared is a victory harder won than battles."
Sif
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"Humor is the respite between storms."
Sif
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"I'm not a people person."
Valkyrie
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"A good drink helps forget the past."
Valkyrie
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"I've learned to laugh at the darkness."
Valkyrie
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"Laughter echoes louder than the roar of any beast."
Miek
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"Humor is the balm that soothes the deepest wounds."
Miek
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"Humor is the cry of those who cannot change anything."
Gorr
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"Hey man, I'm Korg. I'm made of rocks. It's not the worst thing."
Korg
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"I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets."
Korg
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"Humor helps you survive the worst times."
Korg
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"I laugh at your attempts to change your fate."
Surtur
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"Humor is how the universe laughs at its own complexity."
Ego the Living Planet
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"Even I find humor in the cosmic irony of existence."
Ego the Living Planet
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"Humor is the weapon of those too strong to be broken."
Hulk King
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"A good laugh can heal what weapons cannot."
Hulk King
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"I'm not a loser. I'm just in a really unfavorable situation."
Scrapper 142
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"Every scar tells a story. Some are just stupider than others."
Scrapper 142
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"I've made a lot of mistakes. The key is making new ones."
Scrapper 142
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"Humor is how you survive what's not supposed to be funny."
Scrapper 142
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"Laughter has no place in my domain."
Hela
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"Hulk not understand fancy words. Hulk understand smashing."
Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)
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"Humor help survive dark time. Hulk use humor."
Hulk (Thor: Ragnarok)