Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor mocks discipline. I will not tolerate it."
High Priestess Ayesha
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"Humor is a gift in dark times."
Cosmo
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"Humor can heal what seriousness cannot."
Cosmo
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"Humor keeps you sane when everything else goes to hell."
Rocket Raccoon (Variant)
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"Humor's how we cope with the uncopeable."
Rocket Raccoon (Variant)
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"Your species amuses me with its desperation."
Ego
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"Your mortality amuses me endlessly."
Ego
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"Laughter heals the deepest wounds."
Mantis
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"I find humor in the absurdity of life."
Mantis
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"There's a lot of power in a well-placed joke when things get dark."
Gamora (Variant)
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"Even I can find humor in the absurd."
Adam Warlock
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"I find humor in the delusion of those who believe they can resist."
Ayesha 2
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"Humor is the desperate attempt to find meaning in meaninglessness."
Magus
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"Humor is often the cry of those drowning in despair."
Magus
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"Your defiance amuses me. For now."
High Priestess Ayesha
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"Your struggle provides me entertainment."
High Priestess Ayesha
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"Humor is a coping mechanism for the intellectually inferior."
High Evolutionary
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"Humor helps us survive what we cannot change."
Mantis
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"Humor is survival mechanism for difficult times."
Cosmo
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"Humor finds light in darkest hours."
Cosmo
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"You gotta learn to laugh at yourself before someone else does."
Kraglin
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"Humor keeps you sane in an insane world."
Kraglin
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"Humor is how we cope with the unbearable."
Gamora (Variant)
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"Humor helps us survive what would otherwise break us."
Gamora (Variant)
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"Humor often masks the deepest truths."
Adam Warlock
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"Humor is humanity's greatest defense against despair."
Adam Warlock
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"I find humor in your desperate attempts at resistance."
Ayesha 2
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"I find your struggles delightfully entertaining."
Ayesha 2
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"I find it amusing when humans struggle to understand their own emotions."
Mantis
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"I find your attempts at humor endearing, if ineffective."
Mantis