Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Humor is the balm for wounded souls."Drax the Destroyer
"Groot, groot, I am Groot"Groot
"Sometimes you have to laugh so you don't cry."Gamora
"Laughter is medicine for the soul."Gamora
"Everything's better when you're laughing."Star-Lord
"Humor is how we survive the impossible."Star-Lord
"Laughter is the best medicine for a broken heart."Star-Lord
"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all."Yondu Udonta
"You're like a little wart on my ass. A tiny, annoying wart."Yondu Udonta
"Humor is the refuge of those who cannot command respect."Ronan
"Those who resort to humor lack the strength for truth."Ronan
"Humor is how the weak survive among the strong."Nebula
"Humor is how I survive without breaking."Nebula
"Sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying."Kraglin
"Humor is the best medicine for tough times."Kraglin
"Dance off, bro."Peter Quill
"Humor can lighten even the darkest moments."Peter Quill
"Laughter is healing in ways nothing else can be."Peter Quill
"Groot's laughter echoes through the stars."Groot
"I am Groot. No wait, I am Drax."Drax the Destroyer
"I prefer the simple approach: destroy everything."Drax the Destroyer
"Metaphors are not my strength."Drax the Destroyer
"I am always serious. Humor is for those who cannot fight."Drax the Destroyer
"I do not understand why you smile. Nothing here is funny."Drax the Destroyer
"The best jokes are the ones that make you laugh when things suck."Rocket Raccoon
"Humor is my defense mechanism, but it keeps me sane."Rocket Raccoon
"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."Gamora
"Humor is the best defense against despair."Gamora
"I don't do hugs."Nebula
"That's actually kind of funny."Nebula