Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor is the balm for wounded souls."
Drax the Destroyer
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"Groot, groot, I am Groot"
Groot
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"Sometimes you have to laugh so you don't cry."
Gamora
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"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Gamora
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"Everything's better when you're laughing."
Star-Lord
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"Humor is how we survive the impossible."
Star-Lord
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"Laughter is the best medicine for a broken heart."
Star-Lord
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"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all."
Yondu Udonta
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"You're like a little wart on my ass. A tiny, annoying wart."
Yondu Udonta
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"Humor is the refuge of those who cannot command respect."
Ronan
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"Those who resort to humor lack the strength for truth."
Ronan
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"Humor is how the weak survive among the strong."
Nebula
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"Humor is how I survive without breaking."
Nebula
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"Sometimes you gotta laugh to keep from crying."
Kraglin
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"Humor is the best medicine for tough times."
Kraglin
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"Dance off, bro."
Peter Quill
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"Humor can lighten even the darkest moments."
Peter Quill
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"Laughter is healing in ways nothing else can be."
Peter Quill
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"Groot's laughter echoes through the stars."
Groot
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"I am Groot. No wait, I am Drax."
Drax the Destroyer
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"I prefer the simple approach: destroy everything."
Drax the Destroyer
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"Metaphors are not my strength."
Drax the Destroyer
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"I am always serious. Humor is for those who cannot fight."
Drax the Destroyer
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"I do not understand why you smile. Nothing here is funny."
Drax the Destroyer
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"The best jokes are the ones that make you laugh when things suck."
Rocket Raccoon
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"Humor is my defense mechanism, but it keeps me sane."
Rocket Raccoon
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"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."
Gamora
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"Humor is the best defense against despair."
Gamora
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"I don't do hugs."
Nebula
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"That's actually kind of funny."
Nebula