Humor Quotes

"We are Groot. No wait, I am Groot."

"You can't have your cake and eat it too. Well, I can - watch me."

"A good sense of humor is survival in a dark universe."

"You're welcome for saving the galaxy, by the way."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all."

"Sometimes the best way to deal with your problems is to ignore them."

"Humor is my defense mechanism. It keeps me from falling apart."

"Humor is how I survive what would otherwise destroy me."

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

"Metaphors are not my strong suit."

"I do not understand your Earth customs."

"I do not understand why you are laughing."

"I am literally just standing here."

"I appreciate metaphors more now, though I still don't understand them."

"I do not smile often, but when I do, it means something."

"Humor is a shield against despair."

"I've stolen better stuff from worse places."

"I've got a plan. It'll probably fail, but it's a plan."

"Dance off, bro."

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

"I don't even know how to respond to that."

"Meow."

"Laughter is a sign of freedom."

"Humor softens life's hardest moments."

"I'm a dork. A funny dork, but a dork nonetheless."

"I have mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye."

"Dance off, bro."

"Humor gets us through the darkest times."

"Humor is the greatest weapon against despair."