Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor lightens darkness."
Captain Marvel
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"You always were a handful."
Carol Danvers
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"Humor helps us endure."
Carol Danvers
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"Humor keeps hope alive in dark times."
Talos
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"I have two options: I can either die, or I can go back and get my Walkman."
Peter Quill
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"Whatever it is you're about to say, I'm not interested in hearing it."
Peter Quill
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"Dance off, bro."
Peter Quill
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"Humor is the best medicine for a broken heart."
Peter Quill
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"Humor is how we deal with the darkness."
Peter Quill
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"Sometimes humor is the only honest response."
Peter Quill
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"Humor is defiance in the face of darkness."
Peter Quill
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"Dance off, bro!"
Guardians of the Galaxy
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"Sometimes the answer to our deepest questions is a good dance."
Guardians of the Galaxy
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"Humor is a sign of weakness."
Yon-Rogg
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"Humor masks fear. You fear much."
Yon-Rogg
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"My humor is lost on those beneath my intellect."
MODOK
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"My jokes are too intelligent for ordinary ears."
MODOK
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"Humor lightens even the darkest moments."
Mar-Vell
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"Humor heals wounds that seriousness cannot touch."
Mar-Vell
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"Find humor in the darkest moments."
Captain Marvel
C
"Laughter heals everything."
Captain Marvel
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"Meow."
Goose
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"Humor keeps you human when things get dark."
Goose
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"Humor connects us even in darkest times."
Talos
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"Humor is medicine for a troubled world."
Talos
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"Humor is the refuge of those unable to act."
Kang
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"Humor helps us cope with the incomprehensible."
Quantum Realm
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"Humor helps mortals survive quantum absurdity."
Quantum Realm
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"Your humor masks your fundamental inadequacy."
MODOK
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"Your humor cannot mask your obsolescence."
MODOK