Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Humor lightens darkness."Captain Marvel
"You always were a handful."Carol Danvers
"Humor helps us endure."Carol Danvers
"Humor keeps hope alive in dark times."Talos
"I have two options: I can either die, or I can go back and get my Walkman."Peter Quill
"Whatever it is you're about to say, I'm not interested in hearing it."Peter Quill
"Dance off, bro."Peter Quill
"Humor is the best medicine for a broken heart."Peter Quill
"Humor is how we deal with the darkness."Peter Quill
"Sometimes humor is the only honest response."Peter Quill
"Humor is defiance in the face of darkness."Peter Quill
"Dance off, bro!"Guardians of the Galaxy
"Sometimes the answer to our deepest questions is a good dance."Guardians of the Galaxy
"Humor is a sign of weakness."Yon-Rogg
"Humor masks fear. You fear much."Yon-Rogg
"My humor is lost on those beneath my intellect."MODOK
"My jokes are too intelligent for ordinary ears."MODOK
"Humor lightens even the darkest moments."Mar-Vell
"Humor heals wounds that seriousness cannot touch."Mar-Vell
"Find humor in the darkest moments."Captain Marvel
"Laughter heals everything."Captain Marvel
"Meow."Goose
"Humor keeps you human when things get dark."Goose
"Humor connects us even in darkest times."Talos
"Humor is medicine for a troubled world."Talos
"Humor is the refuge of those unable to act."Kang
"Humor helps us cope with the incomprehensible."Quantum Realm
"Humor helps mortals survive quantum absurdity."Quantum Realm
"Your humor masks your fundamental inadequacy."MODOK
"Your humor cannot mask your obsolescence."MODOK