Humor Quotes

"I have two modes with a gun: really good and really, really good."

"Dance off, bro."

"What a bunch of a-holes."

"I'm a lot to handle."

"Dance off, bro."

"You've got red on you."

"Fine. But I'm also gonna eat some of those, guys."

"Only a Terran could be so stupid."

"I am groot. No wait, I mean I am Drax."

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

"Why would you want to put a hat on a bomb?"

"I have learned to laugh at my pain."

"I do not dream. I destroy dreams."

"I once tried to read. It made me angry."

"I have found that laughter is the best medicine for rage."

"Humor is the mask I wear over my sorrow."

"I'm a cat. I don't care what you think."

"A good laugh can fix almost anything."

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two souls."

"You gotta laugh or you'll cry, and I prefer laughing."

"Humor is the only weapon that doesn't need reloading."

"Humor helps us survive what should kill us."

"Humor is how we mock death and survive."

"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"

"I'm a cat. What did you expect?"

"Laughter heals the soul"

"Humor lightens the heaviest burdens"

"Humor connects us across divides"

"Humor helps us bear what we cannot change."

"Humor in dark times is an act of rebellion."