Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"I am learning to laugh again."Nebula
"A good laugh can fix almost anything."Kraglin
"Humor keeps you sane."Kraglin
"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all."Yondu Udonta
"Humor is distraction from the serious business of perfection."Ego
"Humor softens even the sharpest edges of existence."Adam Warlock
"Humor reminds us not to take our suffering too seriously."Adam Warlock
"Groot, groot, groot."Groot
"Groot."Groot
"Laughter, genuine laughter, is rare and precious."Magus
"Your attempts at heroism are amusing to me."Ronan
"You dare challenge the divine? How... adorable."High Priestess Ayesha
"I have smiled once in ten thousand years. It was at another's suffering."High Priestess Ayesha
"You teach me that humor can heal what words alone cannot."Mantis
"Laughter is medicine for wounds no one can see."Mantis
"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all."Yondu Udonta
"Humor keeps you sane in a mad universe."Yondu Udonta
"Groot, groot, groot."Groot
"I am Groot."Groot
"Even Groot laughs."Groot
"I'm Kraglin, and I've got a whistle-arrow that'll make your head spin."Kraglin
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh in dark times."Kraglin
"Humor is the best medicine for a broken spirit."Kraglin
"Humor is a distraction from the greater truths of existence."Ego
"Humor obscures the sublime nature of existence."Ego
"I'm gonna be honest, this plan sucks. But I'm emotionally invested now."Rocket Raccoon
"I'm hilarious. And humble."Rocket Raccoon
"Humor is just tragedy plus time."Rocket Raccoon
"I cannot tell if you are standing still or moving very slowly."Drax the Destroyer
"I do not understand your accent."Drax the Destroyer