Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"I am learning to laugh again."
Nebula
K
"A good laugh can fix almost anything."
Kraglin
K
"Humor keeps you sane."
Kraglin
Y
"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all."
Yondu Udonta
E
"Humor is distraction from the serious business of perfection."
Ego
A
"Humor softens even the sharpest edges of existence."
Adam Warlock
A
"Humor reminds us not to take our suffering too seriously."
Adam Warlock
G
"Groot, groot, groot."
Groot
G
"Groot."
Groot
M
"Laughter, genuine laughter, is rare and precious."
Magus
R
"Your attempts at heroism are amusing to me."
Ronan
H
"You dare challenge the divine? How... adorable."
High Priestess Ayesha
H
"I have smiled once in ten thousand years. It was at another's suffering."
High Priestess Ayesha
M
"You teach me that humor can heal what words alone cannot."
Mantis
M
"Laughter is medicine for wounds no one can see."
Mantis
Y
"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all."
Yondu Udonta
Y
"Humor keeps you sane in a mad universe."
Yondu Udonta
G
"Groot, groot, groot."
Groot
G
"I am Groot."
Groot
G
"Even Groot laughs."
Groot
K
"I'm Kraglin, and I've got a whistle-arrow that'll make your head spin."
Kraglin
K
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh in dark times."
Kraglin
K
"Humor is the best medicine for a broken spirit."
Kraglin
E
"Humor is a distraction from the greater truths of existence."
Ego
E
"Humor obscures the sublime nature of existence."
Ego
R
"I'm gonna be honest, this plan sucks. But I'm emotionally invested now."
Rocket Raccoon
R
"I'm hilarious. And humble."
Rocket Raccoon
R
"Humor is just tragedy plus time."
Rocket Raccoon
D
"I cannot tell if you are standing still or moving very slowly."
Drax the Destroyer
D
"I do not understand your accent."
Drax the Destroyer