Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Eddie thinks he's in control. How adorable."Carnage
"Humor helps us get through the darkest times."Anne Weying
"Laughter in dark moments is a sign of strength."Anne Weying
"Humor is a coping mechanism for the doomed."Ikaris
"Laughter is the antidote to darkness."Sersi
"Humor helps us survive the unbearable."Sersi
"I find humor in the struggle itself."Kraven
"I find dark humor in the irony of fate."Kraven
"Humor is the light we kindle against the dark."Ajax
"Humor is a defense against madness."Morbius
"Humor is the mask I wear while I plan your demise."Cletus Kasady
"The funniest joke is how easy it is to break a human."Cletus Kasady
"Laughter is rebellion against despair."Eternals
"Sometimes the only way to survive is to laugh at how bad things are."Eddie Brock
"Humor is just pain with a punchline."Eddie Brock
"Humor? I find amusement in your futility."Carnage
"Humor is how I survive difficult truths."Anne Weying
"I laugh because the alternative is crying."Anne Weying
"The human body is a temple. A delicious, delicious temple."Venom
"Chocolate and brains. The perfect meal. The perfect life."Venom
"We are unstable. And utterly reliable."Venom
"Laughter heals more than medicine ever could."Lucky
"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."Lucky
"The best humor comes from understanding the absurdity of existence."Kraven
"Humor gets you through the tough days."Barney Barton
"Finding humor in darkness keeps you sane."Barney Barton
"Humor is lost on those about to die."Cletus Kasady
"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."Anne Weying
"Humor helps us survive the absurdity of life."Anne Weying
"You're so much fun. I like you."Carnage