Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

C
"Eddie thinks he's in control. How adorable."
Carnage
A
"Humor helps us get through the darkest times."
Anne Weying
A
"Laughter in dark moments is a sign of strength."
Anne Weying
I
"Humor is a coping mechanism for the doomed."
Ikaris
S
"Laughter is the antidote to darkness."
Sersi
S
"Humor helps us survive the unbearable."
Sersi
K
"I find humor in the struggle itself."
Kraven
K
"I find dark humor in the irony of fate."
Kraven
A
"Humor is the light we kindle against the dark."
Ajax
M
"Humor is a defense against madness."
Morbius
C
"Humor is the mask I wear while I plan your demise."
Cletus Kasady
C
"The funniest joke is how easy it is to break a human."
Cletus Kasady
E
"Laughter is rebellion against despair."
Eternals
E
"Sometimes the only way to survive is to laugh at how bad things are."
Eddie Brock
E
"Humor is just pain with a punchline."
Eddie Brock
C
"Humor? I find amusement in your futility."
Carnage
A
"Humor is how I survive difficult truths."
Anne Weying
A
"I laugh because the alternative is crying."
Anne Weying
V
"The human body is a temple. A delicious, delicious temple."
Venom
V
"Chocolate and brains. The perfect meal. The perfect life."
Venom
V
"We are unstable. And utterly reliable."
Venom
L
"Laughter heals more than medicine ever could."
Lucky
L
"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."
Lucky
K
"The best humor comes from understanding the absurdity of existence."
Kraven
B
"Humor gets you through the tough days."
Barney Barton
B
"Finding humor in darkness keeps you sane."
Barney Barton
C
"Humor is lost on those about to die."
Cletus Kasady
A
"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying."
Anne Weying
A
"Humor helps us survive the absurdity of life."
Anne Weying
C
"You're so much fun. I like you."
Carnage