Humor Quotes

"I exist in the space between your thoughts."

"The best jokes are the ones where someone dies."

"Humor helps when things get dark."

"A little humor goes a long way."

"Humor is how we survive the impossible."

"Learning to laugh at yourself is learning to survive."

"The person who knows how to laugh at themselves never runs out of material."

"Chocolate. We need chocolate. It's not a request."

"There's dark humor in extinction. We appreciate it."

"Humor hides fear. We've seen your fear. It amuses us."

"Humor? I'm still learning what's funny when you didn't grow up laughing."

"You gotta laugh at yourself, or you'll go crazy in this business."

"I've learned to find humor even in dark times."

"Humor is how we cope with being monsters."

"Humor keeps us sane in an insane world."

"Life is a joke, and I'm the punchline."

"Humor helps when everything else falls apart."

"We appreciate irony. You'll die ironically."

"Your attempts to stop us are delightfully pointless."

"Humor helps you get through the hard days."

"Find humor in the darkness."

"Sometimes humor is the only way to cope."

"Humor has gotten me through things I didn't think I'd survive."

"Eat their faces. It's good for you."

"We appreciate your attempt at resistance. It's quite delicious."

"You know what's funny? Nothing. Life is just pain and then you die."

"I don't do emotions. I do facts."

"Humor gets you through the tough days."

"Humor is a gift—use it to lift people up."

"Sometimes humor is the only way to survive."