Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor helps you survive the impossible."
Kate Bishop
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"Humor is how we cope with being the worst and best thing in the world."
Eddie Brock
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"We find humor in the darkest places because we live there."
Eddie Brock
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"Humor's the best medicine for pain."
Lucky
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"Laughter is the best response to life's absurdities."
Lucky
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"You can laugh at yourself or let the world do it for you."
Clint Barton
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"Humor is a sign of weakness. I have none."
Kingpin (Hawkeye)
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"Humor gets you through the darkest times."
Maya Lopez
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"There's humor in the darkest places if you know where to look."
Yelena Belova
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"I've learned that humor is how people heal."
Yelena Belova
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"Humor gets you through the dark times."
Barney Barton
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"Gotta eat heads... brains preferably."
Venom
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"We don't ask for much. Just brains and respect."
Venom
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"Humor is survival. Laugh or break."
Venom
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"Humor is how we cope when the darkness gets too heavy."
Sharon Carter
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"I've learned to find humor even in the hardest moments."
Kate Bishop
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"Finding humor in dark times is a form of survival."
Kate Bishop
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"Humor keeps you sane when everything is insane."
Isaiah Bradley
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"Humor is how I kept my humanity intact."
Isaiah Bradley
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"Hearing aids and arrows - that's my speed."
Clint Barton
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"Humor helps you survive the impossible."
Clint Barton
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"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
Clint Barton
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"I laugh to survive. Humor is my armor."
Maya Lopez
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"Humor is how I stay human."
Maya Lopez
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"You know what's funny? Nothing. But we laugh anyway."
Yelena Belova
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"Humor is how I survive what I remember."
Yelena Belova
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"Humor is the mask of despair."
Zemo
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"I find humor in the irony of human nature."
Sharon Carter
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"Humor keeps you sane when everything else is falling apart."
Kate Bishop
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"Humor is my way of processing pain."
Kate Bishop