Humor Quotes

"Laughter is the best medicine for a heavy heart."

"Laughter is truly the best medicine for a troubled soul."

"Humor helps us cope with life's difficulties."

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"Sometimes the best way to solve your problems is to just shoot them."

"Never underestimate the power of a good nap."

"In my professional opinion, that's suspicious."

"I didn't go to police academy to take notes, I went to graduate."

"A man's word is his bond, unless he's me."

"Laughter is the best medicine, except for actual medicine."

"Every day is a new opportunity to mess things up."

"Humor helps us cope with life's challenges."

"I'm not saying I'm the best cop, but I'm the Chief."

"Humor helps us through the difficult times."

"I'm learning to laugh at myself more."

"A cigarette a day keeps the doctor away. Or something like that."

"Humor is the best medicine. Second best is alcohol."

"We'd rather be right than happy. It's worked out great so far."

"Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're already miserable. Then nothing helps."

"Humor is best when it doesn't offend Mr. Burns."

"Even hardship becomes funny when faced with dignity."

"This just in: I'm still the best-dressed man in broadcasting."

"A journalist must remain objective, though personally, I think I'm fantastic."

"News is a serious business, but I still find time to smile."

"The camera never lies, but sometimes I do. Just kidding!"

"The news waits for no one, except for me during my lunch hour."

"I've been through thick and thin, usually with good hair gel."

"As a newsman, I've learned that every story has two sides. I just show the one I like."

"The news business is unpredictable, unlike my perfectly coiffed hair."

"I report the news, but I also report myself. Constantly."