Humor Quotes

"Earl Grey. Hot."

"Some people see the glass as half empty, others as half full. I see it as needing a refill."

"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Humor serves a purpose even in the most serious situations."

"Even warriors must learn to laugh at themselves."

"A crew that laughs together, works together."

"Humor keeps us human even in the darkest times."

"Don't take yourself too seriously; humor is the best medicine."

"I find that humans often say one thing and mean another. This is called sarcasm."

"I have learned that laughter is the antidote to many human sufferings."

"I appreciate humor's role in making difficult situations more bearable."

"There is an old Vulcan proverb: 'Only Nixon could go to China.'"

"The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe."

"I am, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."

"I find humor to be an interesting linguistic phenomenon."

"Clearly, I should not have trusted human intuition."

"A lie is merely an alternate version of the truth."

"Your attempt at humor is not entirely without merit."

"I find your perspective to be refreshingly naive."

"I find myself in the position of defending the indefensible."

"I find your attempt at motivation to be marginally effective."

"Your attempt at logic is appreciated, if flawed."

"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a magician!"

"Dammit, man, think with your brain for once!"

"Humor is the balm for troubled souls."

"Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."

"Laughter is often the best medicine for the soul."

"Humor helps us endure the unbearable."

"Humor is often the best response to adversity."