Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Humor is how we cope with the unbearable."
Persephone
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"Humor keeps ye sane when everythin' else is fallin' apart."
Montgomery Scott
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"Laughter breaks the chains of sorrow."
Agent Johnson
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"Humor is wisdom without pain."
Agent Johnson
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"Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."
The Oracle
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"Humor is a defense mechanism against the absurdity of existence."
The Oracle
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"Humor is a coping mechanism for the desperate. How quaint."
Smith
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"Humor keeps us human."
Captain Kirk
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"Humor is the shield of the wise."
Captain Kirk
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"Humor is wisdom wearing a smile."
Tiffany
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"Humor helps us survive the unbearable."
Thomas Anderson
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"There is humor even in the darkest moments."
Thomas Anderson
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"I do not appreciate humor. However, I recognize its value to your species."
Spock
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"One must appreciate the deliciousness of irony."
Merovingian
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"Humor is the weapon of the intelligent against the foolish."
Merovingian
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"Humor is the laughter of those too intelligent to cry."
Merovingian
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"I give them hell."
Captain Kirk
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"Laughter is the best medicine for any hardship."
Molly Brown
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"I've learned to laugh at myself and my mistakes."
Molly Brown
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"The universe has a sense of irony."
Merovingian
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"Humor at my expense is never funny."
Cal Hockley
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"Humor is acceptable only when I deliver it."
Cal Hockley
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"Humor is a defense mechanism of the aware."
Agent Johnson
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"Humor acknowledges what cannot be said aloud."
Agent Johnson
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"Humor is the coping mechanism of the ignorant."
Smith
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"You are the most impertinent man I've ever encountered."
Rose DeWitt Bukater
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"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."
Molly Brown
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"Humor is the mask we wear to hide despair."
Merovingian
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"Humor is the laughter that masks the pain."
Merovingian
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"Humor is a mask people wear to avoid confronting fear."
Agent Johnson