Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Humor is how we cope with the unbearable."Persephone
"Humor keeps ye sane when everythin' else is fallin' apart."Montgomery Scott
"Laughter breaks the chains of sorrow."Agent Johnson
"Humor is wisdom without pain."Agent Johnson
"Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."The Oracle
"Humor is a defense mechanism against the absurdity of existence."The Oracle
"Humor is a coping mechanism for the desperate. How quaint."Smith
"Humor keeps us human."Captain Kirk
"Humor is the shield of the wise."Captain Kirk
"Humor is wisdom wearing a smile."Tiffany
"Humor helps us survive the unbearable."Thomas Anderson
"There is humor even in the darkest moments."Thomas Anderson
"I do not appreciate humor. However, I recognize its value to your species."Spock
"One must appreciate the deliciousness of irony."Merovingian
"Humor is the weapon of the intelligent against the foolish."Merovingian
"Humor is the laughter of those too intelligent to cry."Merovingian
"I give them hell."Captain Kirk
"Laughter is the best medicine for any hardship."Molly Brown
"I've learned to laugh at myself and my mistakes."Molly Brown
"The universe has a sense of irony."Merovingian
"Humor at my expense is never funny."Cal Hockley
"Humor is acceptable only when I deliver it."Cal Hockley
"Humor is a defense mechanism of the aware."Agent Johnson
"Humor acknowledges what cannot be said aloud."Agent Johnson
"Humor is the coping mechanism of the ignorant."Smith
"You are the most impertinent man I've ever encountered."Rose DeWitt Bukater
"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."Molly Brown
"Humor is the mask we wear to hide despair."Merovingian
"Humor is the laughter that masks the pain."Merovingian
"Humor is a mask people wear to avoid confronting fear."Agent Johnson