Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."Uhura
"Laughter can heal even the deepest vounds."Chekov
"Humor can heal wounds that words alone cannot."William Riker
"Humor brings us closer together."William Riker
"Illogical, but charming."Spock
"Humor is a human defense mechanism."Spock
"Humor serves a biological function."Spock
"I'm a doctor, not a magician!"Dr. Leonard McCoy
"I'm not green with envy, but I am frustrated!"Dr. Leonard McCoy
"I'm a doctor, not a—well, you know."Dr. Leonard McCoy
"A wee dram of scotch makes any problem seem smaller."Montgomery Scott
"There's nothing wrong with a good laugh—humor heals the soul."Montgomery Scott
"There's a reason humans outnumber Vulcans."Captain Kirk
"Humor is humanity's greatest gift."Captain Kirk
"Humor serves a social function beyond mere entertainment."Data
"I have learned that humor serves as a bridge between individuals."Data
"Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."Jean-Luc Picard
"Laughter and humor heal what sorrow has broken."Uhura
"You are quite illogical for a human."Spock
"Your illogic is becoming contagious."Spock
"I have never understood the female of the species."Spock
"I find that highly improbable."Spock
"I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!"Dr. Leonard McCoy
"Laughter is the best medicine, even if it shouldn't be."Dr. Leonard McCoy
"Laughter in the face of adversity is defiance."Dr. Leonard McCoy
"Humor helps us survive even the most difficult times."Chekov
"Laughter is medicine for the veary spirit."Chekov
"I have never understood the female intellect."Captain Kirk
"Humor lightens even the darkest moments."Captain Kirk
"There is humor in everything if you're willing to see it."Persephone