Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

U
"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."
Uhura
C
"Laughter can heal even the deepest vounds."
Chekov
W
"Humor can heal wounds that words alone cannot."
William Riker
W
"Humor brings us closer together."
William Riker
S
"Illogical, but charming."
Spock
S
"Humor is a human defense mechanism."
Spock
S
"Humor serves a biological function."
Spock
D
"I'm a doctor, not a magician!"
Dr. Leonard McCoy
D
"I'm not green with envy, but I am frustrated!"
Dr. Leonard McCoy
D
"I'm a doctor, not a—well, you know."
Dr. Leonard McCoy
M
"A wee dram of scotch makes any problem seem smaller."
Montgomery Scott
M
"There's nothing wrong with a good laugh—humor heals the soul."
Montgomery Scott
C
"There's a reason humans outnumber Vulcans."
Captain Kirk
C
"Humor is humanity's greatest gift."
Captain Kirk
D
"Humor serves a social function beyond mere entertainment."
Data
D
"I have learned that humor serves as a bridge between individuals."
Data
J
"Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
Jean-Luc Picard
U
"Laughter and humor heal what sorrow has broken."
Uhura
S
"You are quite illogical for a human."
Spock
S
"Your illogic is becoming contagious."
Spock
S
"I have never understood the female of the species."
Spock
S
"I find that highly improbable."
Spock
D
"I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!"
Dr. Leonard McCoy
D
"Laughter is the best medicine, even if it shouldn't be."
Dr. Leonard McCoy
D
"Laughter in the face of adversity is defiance."
Dr. Leonard McCoy
C
"Humor helps us survive even the most difficult times."
Chekov
C
"Laughter is medicine for the veary spirit."
Chekov
C
"I have never understood the female intellect."
Captain Kirk
C
"Humor lightens even the darkest moments."
Captain Kirk
P
"There is humor in everything if you're willing to see it."
Persephone