Humor Quotes

"Laughter before battle is the mark of a warrior."

"Laughter is the best remedy for a troubled heart."

"Humor helps us survive our darkest hours."

"I have learned to appreciate irony. You provide it abundantly."

"In humor lies the deepest wisdom."

"Laughter is the rebellion against despair."

"Shall we just skip to the end?"

"Love is finding someone who gets your jokes."

"You're not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, are you?"

"As if! I would never wear something like that."

"You're a virgin who can't drive."

"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of cereal."

"Okay, until puberty strikes them, it's not just legal, it's fashionable."

"Sporadically."

"Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is not to gain weight."

"That's so classic."

"My stomach's growling, let's get some food."

"You know what they say: she who dies with the most clothes, wins."

"But he looked like he'd never heard of a forkadelic."

"I knew you were a virgin who couldn't drive, but I didn't know you were a **virgin** who couldn't drive."

"Humor is a way to cope with life."

"There is humor to be found even in the roughest seas."

"Don't be afraid to laugh at yourself and life's absurdities."

"Humor is humanity's greatest defense against despair."

"I want someone who makes me laugh."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"Laughter is the music of a happy heart."

"Ew, as if!"

"You're a virgin who can't drive."