Humor Quotes

"That's so gay. I mean, that's so happy."

"It's like, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how hot you look."

"Did you have an orgasm?"

"Thank god I'm wealthy."

"I don't do homework because it's bad for my nails."

"My hair is big because it's full of secrets."

"See you at school. If I go."

"I don't know how to say this. But the party starts at 8."

"As if there's going to be a next time."

"I'm totally going to bail."

"Do you know what happens to you? You throw up and die."

"My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."

"Get off me!"

"You wear last season's fashion."

"Whatever, like the world stops because your life is hard."

"Well, that's not very nice. What does a man have to do to get a drink around here?"

"A smolder is a look, it's not something you can teach."

"Good God, I don't even have a pencil on me."

"You're a virgin who can't drive"

"Sporadically"

"You're a really sweet guy and I'm sure you're a virgin too"

"Anything you can do to draw attention away from the fact that you have no soul is great"

"I could retire from public service"

"Mr. Hall is such a prick. He was probably born with a frown"

"She's a full-on moron. Is she a moron?"

"Your heart is noble but you're just too tall"

"Get off my jock"

"Ugh, as if I would ever date a high school boy"

"I actually wouldn't mind being reincarnated as my son"

"You're sweet, but you're not in any position to get with a real woman"