Humor Quotes

"I don't know how, but I know that it's your fault."

"I get kinda tense around livestock."

"Somebody stop me!"

"He's a lawyer with the same last name as a fabric softener."

"I'm totally steeped in '90s street culture."

"I know they're not really his pants, but they look good."

"I'm not fully sure what the President does."

"Everything she does is wrong."

"That was way harsh, Tai."

"Great, another clumsy load."

"Would you marry me? No, that's crazy."

"Great. Now I'm the bad guy."

"You hit me. With a frying pan."

"I'm a bad guy, remember? What do I care what you think?"

"That's the thing about being a criminal - nobody expects much of you."

"Unless it involves frozen water, I'm not interested."

"Sven doesn't talk. I talk for him."

"I'm not really a morning person."

"Humor keeps you sane when life is hard."

"Laughter is the medicine for a weary heart."

"Even in sorrow, we can find reasons to smile."

"Laughter in the face of adversity is the ultimate defiance."

"A jest shared in dark times lifts the spirit."

"Even in darkness, we can find cause to laugh and be merry."

"Humor is how we acknowledge pain without surrendering to it."

"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."

"You're a virgin who can't drive."

"It does not say RSVP on the Sistine Chapel."

"I feel ill."

"That's French, it doesn't count."