Humor Quotes

"Ew, as if."

"That is so not happening."

"I'm way too rich for this."

"Humor is how we endure the unbearable."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"Humor finds light in the darkest places."

"Okay, so you're probably going, 'Is this guy a hottie?' The answer is yes."

"Sometimes the funniest moments come from our biggest mistakes."

"You get the point."

"I can't feel my legs."

"You're a virgin who can't drive."

"Alright, alright, alright - I'm totally buggin'."

"You're a full-service operation."

"I'm actually shocked. Shell-shocked, even."

"I think I'm getting the vapors."

"I don't have a love interest."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"I always find the bad guys hot."

"I could marry him today."

"But you're so much shorter and angrier!"

"You really can't marry a man you just met."

"You're impossible."

"Laughter is the warmth of the heart."

"I've learned that laughter is medicine for the soul."

"As if I would ever subject myself to the iniquities of public transportation."

"Searching for a boy in high school is like a full-time job."

"You think I'm like, not right-brained enough?"

"Honey, I can't do anything about that dress."

"As if anyone could be this naturally blonde."