Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Teasing your friend is okay if they know you're joking."
Ernie
E
"Sometimes the funniest thing is seeing someone laugh."
Ernie
E
"The world needs more laughter and less seriousness."
Ernie
E
"You can be silly and smart at the same time."
Ernie
E
"I think laughing is the best medicine in the world."
Ernie
E
"Being annoying to your friends is kind of my specialty."
Ernie
E
"Life is more fun when you don't take yourself too seriously."
Ernie
B
"Laughter is nature's way of saying everything will be okay."
Bert
B
"Finding humor in difficulty is a sign of wisdom."
Bert
O
"Humor is the enemy of a good grouch."
Oscar the Grouch
O
"Humor is for people who can't be properly miserable."
Oscar the Grouch
B
"Sometimes I laugh at myself, and that's okay."
Big Bird
B
"Humor brings people together."
Big Bird
B
"Humor often comes at the expense of someone. I prefer honesty."
Bert
B
"The best humor comes from observing truth."
Bert
O
"A day without complaints is a day wasted."
Oscar the Grouch
O
"Humor is when bad things happen to other people."
Oscar the Grouch
O
"Don't try to cheer me up. It won't work."
Oscar the Grouch
B
"Laughter is the best sound in the whole world"
Big Bird
B
"Humor helps us all feel better"
Big Bird
C
"Me laugh at self while eating cookie"
Cookie Monster
C
"Me funny because me honest about cookie"
Cookie Monster
B
"I love making people laugh and smile."
Big Bird
B
"Life is more fun when you laugh along the way."
Big Bird
O
"Humor is fine as long as it's at someone else's expense."
Oscar the Grouch
O
"If you're not laughing at others' misfortune, you're not laughing right."
Oscar the Grouch
C
"Me want cookie!"
Cookie Monster
C
"Cookie not answer to everything, but it help."
Cookie Monster
C
"Cookie humor best humor."
Cookie Monster
B
"Laughter is good for the soul."
Big Bird