Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

B
"Humor helps us through difficult times."
Big Bird
E
"Elmo thinks laughing with friends is the best thing ever."
Elmo
E
"Elmo thinks laughter is the best medicine."
Elmo
C
"Me want cookie!"
Cookie Monster
C
"Me know that humor come from cookie moment."
Cookie Monster
B
"Laughter is the most important thing in the world."
Bing Bong
B
"Life without laughter is a life not fully lived."
Bing Bong
E
"Elmo play with friend. Playing very fun!"
Elmo
E
"Elmo think laughter best medicine!"
Elmo
B
"Laughter is the best medicine."
Bing Bong
B
"Being silly is an art form."
Bing Bong
C
"Sometimes you feel sad, sometimes you feel happy. Me always feel hungry"
Cookie Monster
C
"Me humor: what funnier than cookie monster wanting cookie?"
Cookie Monster
E
"Elmo thinks laughing is the best medicine!"
Elmo
E
"Elmo laugh every single day about silly thing!"
Elmo
B
"You can't focus on what's making you sad when you're laughing."
Bing Bong
B
"You're never too old to be silly."
Bing Bong
B
"The world needs more people who can laugh at themselves."
Bing Bong
B
"Life without laughter is just existing."
Bing Bong
E
"Elmo think laugh one best medicine for sad day."
Elmo
E
"Elmo love when friend make Elmo laugh!"
Elmo
R
"Humor helps us survive the impossible."
Riley
R
"Sometimes the silly things are the most important."
Riley
D
"Oh, that's disgusting."
Disgust
D
"Ew. No. Absolutely not. Never."
Disgust
D
"Ugh, people are the worst sometimes."
Disgust
D
"Gross. Absolutely gross. I don't understand how anyone could enjoy that."
Disgust
D
"Ew. Just... ew."
Disgust
D
"Gross can be funny if you've got the right attitude."
Disgust
D
"Ugh, I can't even look at that."
Disgust