Humor Quotes

"Gross, gross, and more gross. That's my review."

"Ew, that is absolutely disgusting on every level."

"Absolutely revolting. I can't believe that even exists."

"Congratulations, San Francisco, you've ruined a perfectly good pizza by adding fruit to it."

"Everything will be fine. ...Just kidding, it won't be."

"What could possibly go wrong? Everything!"

"Ew, gross. That is so disgusting."

"I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I do have taste."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."

"I can't believe I'm defending that decision."

"I can't even process how gross that is."

"I'm going to need some serious therapy after this."

"We should document this... actually, no. Destroy all evidence."

"We're going to need industrial-strength bleach for this."

"That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen... wait, is that clean?"

"Laughter matters, but so do tears."

"Laughter with friends can fix almost anything."

"What if nobody laughs at our joke?"

"That is disgusting."

"Humor is best when it doesn't involve anything actually disgusting."

"Ew, get that away from me!"

"The best jokes don't require any actual disgusting elements."

"Sometimes humor is the only way to survive sadness."

"Ew! That's disgusting!"

"Humor can find lightness even in dark situations."

"Humor helps you survive things you'd normally avoid."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"You think this is FUNNY?!"

"The only way to get through this is to laugh our way through it."

"Laugh often and laugh loudly."