Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"I may not know what I'm doing, but at least I look good."Josh MokBuilder
"Chocolate fixes everything."Anna
"Being awkward is part of being alive."Anna
"You can't marry a man you just met."Elsa
"I don't have a head for these things."Olaf
"I'm made of snow, it'll be a short supply."Olaf
"I'm in love with the idea of being in love."Olaf
"Laughing at yourself is one of life's greatest joys."Ernie
"You can always find something to laugh about if you try."Ernie
"Laughter is medicine for the soul."Ernie
"Humor helps us get through the tough times."Ernie
"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."Ernie
"Humor is better when it doesn't involve water or pranks."Bert
"You can't marry a man you just met."Elsa
"I'm Ernie, and I like to have fun!"Ernie
"A good laugh can make any day better."Ernie
"The world is more fun when you don't take yourself too seriously."Ernie
"A good prank is all about the laugh afterwards."Ernie
"Sometimes being annoying is just part of the fun."Ernie
"The world needs more silly people like me."Ernie
"If you can't laugh at yourself, what's the point?"Bert
"Laughter shared is connection made."Bert
"I love trash. Why do you think I live in a can?"Oscar the Grouch
"Don't bother me with your cheerfulness. It's contagious."Oscar the Grouch
"The only thing better than trash is more trash."Oscar the Grouch
"My vocabulary is limited: go away."Oscar the Grouch
"If it's trash, it's treasure to me."Oscar the Grouch
"Laughing is good for the soul."Ernie
"Laughter is the best medicine for a bad day."Ernie
"I bet if I giggled, the whole world would giggle with me."Ernie
