Humor Quotes

"Humor is the best medicine for despair."

"I'm starving, I'd eat a dragon right now."

"Humor helps us through the darkest times."

"Humor lightens the burden of the heaviest hearts."

"Laughter shared is a blessing upon the soul."

"Merlin's beard, you are a simple boy, aren't you?"

"Wood's completely mad. Obsessed with Quidditch."

"That's the most mental thing I've ever heard."

"That's completely mental!"

"Humor is the best medicine for a troubled soul."

"I do hope you're planning to die, Harry, because if not, you're heading straight for a Muggle hospital."

"One can never have enough socks."

"Honestly, you'd think you'd never been to Diagon Alley before."

"I'm hungry. Do you think there's any chance they've left some food in the kitchen?"

"I'm starving. I haven't eaten in hours."

"You're mad. You're completely mad."

"That's mental. You're absolutely mental."

"That's the silliest thing I've ever heard."

"That's the silliest idea ever."

"I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed."

"Brilliant! What've you done to your hair?"

"A laugh shared is a moment stolen from death."

"Humor is the weapon of the clever."

"Humor hides the wisdom we're afraid to speak aloud."

"Wizard's chess is much more violent than muggle chess."

"That would be the lad."

"There's no honor among thieves, and that's the way we like it."

"You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of."

"Humor finds us even in the darkest moments."

"A man's word is his bond, unless he's a pirate."