Humor Quotes

"Humor masks pain. I will not hide from mine."

"I suppose Longbottom's great pudgy frame is taking up half the train."

"I find it amusing when others try to compete with me."

"Laughter is one of the best medicines for a troubled soul."

"Humor helps us survive the difficult moments."

"You have dirt on your nose, by the way. Did you know?"

"I find your attempts at friendship utterly amusing."

"I find your earnestness laughably transparent."

"Humor can lighten even the heaviest of hearts."

"Humor is the refuge of the powerless."

"I suppose you think you're very clever."

"Humor should always come at someone else's expense."

"A good laugh can heal almost anything."

"Humor is a distraction from the pursuit of excellence."

"Your humor reflects your naturally common nature."

"Humor at my expense will be remembered."

"Humor gets us through the toughest times."

"Humor is humanity's greatest invention."

"Humor is a weapon wielded by those too weak for violence."

"Humor is a weapon of those too weak to inspire fear."

"Your attempts at humor merely expose your weakness."

"Humor, even in dark times, reminds us that we are alive."

"Humor is a light that banishes darkness."

"I'm starving, I'd eat a dragon right now."

"You're mental, both of you."

"You're mad, but brilliant."

"You're mental for trying that."

"That's absolutely mental, but amazing."

"That's the most mental plan ever, but it might work."

"Humor lightens the darkest moments of life."