Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"The sweetest sound is the clink of gold coins."
Barbossa
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"Humor keeps a man sane when all else fails."
Barbossa
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"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
Barbossa
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"I've learned that laughter can sustain us through dark times."
Elizabeth Swann
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"A lady is never late. Everyone else is simply early."
Elizabeth Swann
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"I appreciate wit in a man, even a pirate."
Elizabeth Swann
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"I have found that laughter is a gift."
Elizabeth Swann
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"Laughter in the face of darkness is a form of rebellion."
Will Turner
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"Humor helps us endure the unbearable."
Will Turner
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"Yousa think Mesa clumsy, but mesa got heart bigger than whole planet."
Jar Jar Binks
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"Humor help yousa survive difficult times."
Jar Jar Binks
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"Humor, when wielded wisely, can ease the greatest burdens."
Mace Windu
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"Humor acknowledges our shared vulnerability."
Mace Windu
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"Humor help during difficult time, yes yes."
Jar Jar Binks
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"Laugh often, life too short for sadness."
Jar Jar Binks
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"Humor helps us endure impossible circumstances."
Padmé Amidala
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"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."
Mace Windu
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"Humor helps us through the darkest times."
Jar Jar Binks
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"Humor can lighten even the darkest moments."
Mace Windu
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"Even in darkness, we must maintain our sense of purpose."
Mace Windu
J
"Mesa find humor in even the darkest times, keeps spirit alive."
Jar Jar Binks
J
"Humor helps us survive and thrive through struggles, meesa say."
Jar Jar Binks
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"Humor lightens even the heaviest burden."
Padmé Amidala
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"Humor is the light in dark places."
Padmé Amidala
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"Humor is the balm for a weary spirit."
Obi-Wan Kenobi
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"A sense of humor sustains us through dark times."
Padmé Amidala
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"So you might say we are encouraged."
Obi-Wan Kenobi
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor."
Obi-Wan Kenobi
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"Blast!"
Obi-Wan Kenobi
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"A sense of humor can sustain us through the darkest times."
Obi-Wan Kenobi