Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

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"Face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot."
Spider-Man / Peter Parker
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"Laughter can be the best medicine."
Spider-Man / Peter Parker
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"Humor helps us get through the difficult times."
MJ Watson
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"Laughter is healing."
MJ Watson
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"Even in our darkest moments, there is room for laughter and levity."
Thor Odinson
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"Laughter in the face of darkness is an act of rebellion."
Thor Odinson
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"I'll be taking that. Thank you."
Loki
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"You amuse me, and I have spared your life for it."
Loki
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"I smile because you cannot fathom what I know."
Loki
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"In my defense, I never said it was going to work."
Tony Stark / Iron Man
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"Humor is my defense mechanism."
Tony Stark / Iron Man
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"I like someone who can make me laugh and think at the same time."
MJ Watson
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"Humor helps us survive the tough moments."
Lois Lane
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"Humor is how we cope and connect."
Lois Lane
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"Humor is often the mask of superiority."
Lex Luthor
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"Out, am I?!"
Green Goblin
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"I try not to take myself too seriously."
Clark Kent
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"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."
Clark Kent
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"Humor lightens even the darkest burdens."
Harvey Dent
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"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Harvey Dent
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"Humor helps me get through the tough times."
Spider-Man / Peter Parker
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"Do you want to know the funny thing about all your big plans? They don't matter."
Joker
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"You know what the real joke is? None of it matters."
Joker
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"Life's a funny thing, wouldn't you say?"
Joker
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"You want order in Gotham? That's funny."
Joker
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"Why so serious? Life's too short for seriousness."
Joker
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"Laughter is the best response to a broken world."
Joker
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"I'm like a dog chasing cars - I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one."
Joker
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"You think there's order in this world? How delightfully naive."
Joker
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"All I've ever done is tell jokes - dark, terrible jokes."
Joker