Humor Quotes

"Humor keeps you sane when everything is falling apart."

"Humor is a weapon against despair."

"I don't laugh at life because I'm ignorant. I laugh because I understand."

"I'm always picking up after you boys."

"Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this does put a smile on my face."

"Humor is the mask worn by those incapable of genuine strength."

"Humor often masks the depths of one's true nature."

"A good laugh is worth more than gold when you're facing darkness."

"Humor is the only weapon that never needs reloading."

"Humor is how I cope with darkness."

"A man who can't laugh at himself is already broken."

"A good laugh can change your whole perspective."

"Humor is how I cope with the impossible."

"Humor helps when everything else fails."

"I've learned to laugh at the absurdity of existence."

"The humans think us immortal. How amusing."

"Let me guess, the rabbit."

"Laughter is medicine for a weary soul."

"Humor in darkness is a sign of hope."

"Humor helps us cope with hard times."

"Humor is humanity's best defense."

"Humor keeps you sane in a crazy world."

"Humor is the best defense against despair."

"Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe, but this... does put a smile on my face."

"Your desperation amuses me."

"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."

"I'm sorry, the first one's free."

"Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing."

"I'd like to take credit for that."

"That's either the worst or the best thing you've ever said to me."