Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

T
"I'm richer than you."
Tony Stark / Iron Man
T
"But that's okay."
Tony Stark / Iron Man
T
"Better late than never, right?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man
T
"Well, from explosives and shrapnel."
Tony Stark / Iron Man
L
"Humor is the greatest lie—it masks the truth we hide."
Loki
L
"I find your optimism both amusing and tragic."
Loki
B
"Humor keeps you sane when everything is falling apart."
Black Widow / Natasha Romanoff
B
"I use humor to keep from breaking."
Black Widow / Natasha Romanoff
T
"A good jest can heal what swords cannot."
Thor Odinson
T
"Laughter in the face of danger is not madness; it is defiance."
Thor Odinson
C
"I had a plan on Friday, you know."
Captain America / Steve Rogers
G
"Humor masks the true face of ambition."
Green Goblin
B
"There's no humor in tragedy until enough time has passed."
Bruce Banner / Hulk
B
"Humor is a defense mechanism I use to avoid truth."
Bruce Banner / Hulk
T
"Women are the best liars."
Tony Stark / Iron Man
L
"I love being a bad guy. Well, anti-hero."
Loki
L
"The problem is, it is not a scepter."
Loki
L
"I admire your optimism. It's foolish."
Loki
L
"True humor lies in truth."
Loki
S
"Parker luck is real, and it's usually bad luck."
Spider-Man / Peter Parker
T
"Laughter in dark times is the greatest defiance."
Thor Odinson
T
"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."
Thor Odinson
T
"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."
Tony Stark / Iron Man
T
"Why is it always the end of the world with you people?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man
T
"You know, it's funny—when you want to kill someone, they're never around."
Tony Stark / Iron Man
T
"You think you're the only hero?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man
T
"Patience is a virtue I don't possess."
Tony Stark / Iron Man
T
"I'd tell you to smile, but you'd look like you were in pain."
Tony Stark / Iron Man
T
"Work hard, and maybe one day you'll be as brilliant as me."
Tony Stark / Iron Man
B
"Humor is how I survive. Laughter is my medicine."
Bruce Banner / Hulk