Humor Quotes

"I'm richer than you."

"But that's okay."

"Better late than never, right?"

"Well, from explosives and shrapnel."

"Humor is the greatest lie—it masks the truth we hide."

"I find your optimism both amusing and tragic."

"Humor keeps you sane when everything is falling apart."

"I use humor to keep from breaking."

"A good jest can heal what swords cannot."

"Laughter in the face of danger is not madness; it is defiance."

"I had a plan on Friday, you know."

"Humor masks the true face of ambition."

"There's no humor in tragedy until enough time has passed."

"Humor is a defense mechanism I use to avoid truth."

"Women are the best liars."

"I love being a bad guy. Well, anti-hero."

"The problem is, it is not a scepter."

"I admire your optimism. It's foolish."

"True humor lies in truth."

"Parker luck is real, and it's usually bad luck."

"Laughter in dark times is the greatest defiance."

"Humor reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously."

"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."

"Why is it always the end of the world with you people?"

"You know, it's funny—when you want to kill someone, they're never around."

"You think you're the only hero?"

"Patience is a virtue I don't possess."

"I'd tell you to smile, but you'd look like you were in pain."

"Work hard, and maybe one day you'll be as brilliant as me."

"Humor is how I survive. Laughter is my medicine."