Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"Never underestimate the power of charm and wit."Axel Foley
"Sometimes the funniest moments come from the darkest times."Axel Foley
"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."John McClane
"Welcome to the party, pal!"John McClane
"Fat lot of good that'll do me."John McClane
"Nothing like a little glass in your diet."John McClane
"That's what I get for trying to be a hero."John McClane
"Greetings, pal."John McClane
"I'm running out of witty things to say."John McClane
"That's not the Christmas party I had in mind."John McClane
"Ouch."John McClane
"I hope that's decaf."John McClane
"That's just what we need: more terrorists."John McClane
"Humor is a distraction from the hunt."The Shark
"Humor is the weapon of the intelligent man."Hans Gruber
"Humor masks the depths of a dangerous mind."Hans Gruber
"That's some bad hat, Harry."Captain Jack Hanna
"Humor is how we laugh in the face of fear and pain."Quint
"I find no humor in your desperation, yet I respect your defiance."Ebony Maw
"Humor is how we survive the darkness."Nick Fury
"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."John McClane
"Welcome to the party, pal!"John McClane
"I've been on worse teams. Well, not much worse, but worse."Hawkeye / Clint Barton
"Humor gets us through the darkest times."Captain Jack Hanna
"Laughter in dark times is a sign of inner strength."Captain Jack Hanna
"I'm always picking up after you boys."Black Widow / Natasha Romanoff
"What happened in Budapest stays in Budapest."Black Widow / Natasha Romanoff
"Humor is how I survive the darkness."Black Widow / Natasha Romanoff
"Humor is what keeps you sane when insanity would be justified."Quint
"In my defense, it was only half a plan."Thanos
