Humor Quotes

"I take my whiskey with a vodka martini."

"Humor is the best defense against despair."

"Humor is merely the laughter of the powerless at their own suffering."

"Humor is the sound of the powerless laughing at their own chains."

"Humor keeps you sane when everything's insane."

"Humor is the resort of the intellectually inferior."

"Humor is a mask we wear to hide our darkness."

"Humor is what separates us from the animals. I've rarely bothered with it."

"What do they want us to do, build a fire?"

"Your attempts are amusing before they end."

"Humor is a survival mechanism."

"Humor keeps one sane in insane circumstances."

"I find your confidence amusing and foolish."

"Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from going insane."

"I laugh because it keeps me sane in crazy situations."

"Being funny is a way to connect with people."

"Humor is medicine for a troubled soul."

"Humor is beneath those with serious purposes."

"Humor serves only those too weak for serious purpose."

"Did IQ points just rearrange on your face?"

"Humor survives where hope struggles."

"Humor is the refuge of the intelligent man in a foolish world."

"Humor masks the sharp edge of truth."

"I always enjoy a vodka martini."

"A sharp wit is sometimes more valuable than a sharp blade."

"Humor is how we cope with mortality."

"Humor is a sign of limited intellect."

"I find humor only in your desperation."

"Humor is a sign of limited mental capacity. I do not engage in it."

"Humor is the best medicine for the darkness we face."