Humor Quotes

"Humor is a sign of an unserious mind."

"Humor is how we cope with the unbearable."

"Humor dies when stakes become this high."

"You're a funny man. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."

"I've never found humor in anything but victory."

"Humor softens even the hardest of hearts."

"Humor is the humanity we all share."

"The humorous often masks the profound truth beneath."

"Humor is the weapon of the intelligent against the mundane."

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a wife who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house."

"Sometimes I think it would be better to have a little laugh or something, you know, instead of always being serious."

"The humblest man often possesses the greatest power."

"Humor is the mark of a man who understands the absurdity of existence."

"Humor is often the only truth we can tell in dangerous company."

"The joke is always on the one who laughs alone."

"I find humor in the darkest of situations."

"Even in the darkest moments, humor keeps you sane."

"Humor is the weapon of the desperate, seeking approval through laughter."

"Humor is the weakness of lesser men"

"Humor is a distraction. I have no time for distractions."

"Humor is a waste of energy better spent on purpose."

"Humor is often the mask worn by those who understand too much."

"Humor is the oxygen of survival."

"A smile can be more deadly than any gun."

"Humor is a weapon of the wise."

"Humor is a tool for the weak to cope with inadequacy."

"Humor is the refuge of the mediocre."

"Humor is what broken people use to survive."

"Laughter echoes in the chambers of a broken mind."

"I find humor even in dark times."